I like to hone my mad doodle skillz while I'm sitting in meetings. Oh I'm listening to every word mind you, but I just can't seem to keep my hands still when there's a pen and paper handy.
Anyway today's doodles were from the 10am news budget meeting. Now, I never know what I'm going to doodle. The art of doodling is such that the end product is usually a complete mystery until you stop doodling or decide one particular doodle is done.
Years ago I used to be a telemarketer and sold accidental death insurance over the phone. I usually win the "worst job ever" category with that one. Anyway between calls you get bored, you doodle. I'm no artist by any means so my little bits of ink splotches are rudimentary at best.
Today however something I doodled that to me looked like a chick wearing bikini bottoms. Upside down and to the dude across the table apparently it's a butt, which he loudly asked at the end of the meeting, "Is that a Butt???"
I must have blushed ten shades of red because I was then subjected to all kinds of ribbing from the journos in the room.
And I will never doodle anything but squiggles from now on.
And no, it's not a butt.
(I had to blur out the meeting notes page because I don't want to get in trouble for posting internal work stuff.)